the-vashta-nerada:

whenever i make a music playlist for my mom i always include the song dance (ass) by big sean in there somewhere and never tell her but one time i was supposed to make a gentle soft piano playlist for her and i included that song in it and my mom is a massage therapist so she took that cd in to play as gentle background zen music while she gave her client a massage and that song came up and i was grounded

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

hahaha sweet

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

leonawriter:

gracie-lue-freebush:

accio—loki:

dreamingdusk:

heretherebetygers:

kimistheswanqueen:

Religion - you’re doing it right

Praise the Lord someone actually is.

YES GOOD

YES.

Doesn’t matter if you agree - you should love them all the same.

So now you wanna change your song? you know I’ve thought all along… that you’ve had a heart… yes you’ve had a heart… made of stone.

Where did the time go? I guess it just slipped away…

the-fandoms-are-cool:

all-misty-eyed:

The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.

New rule…first ever fucking TARDIS Always fucking reblog

ALWAYS reblog the moment of the Broken Chameleon Circuit

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

hi-john-im-alive:

3 days. 131 layers. The Doctor’s speech. From I walked away to parasite gods blaze. ALL. IN GALLIFREYAN. WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU DIPSHITS. I’LL GET SOME SLEEP NOW. YEAH. A REBLOG WOULD BE NICE.

But I really do love you all. A thanks for a 400 follower milestone.

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

schr0dinger:

will never not reblog because historygasm

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

lucyhaele:

why are tumblr people better than real life people 

bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom