whenever i make a music playlist for my mom i always include the song dance (ass) by big sean in there somewhere and never tell her but one time i was supposed to make a gentle soft piano playlist for her and i included that song in it and my mom is a massage therapist so she took that cd in to play as gentle background zen music while she gave her client a massage and that song came up and i was grounded

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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
Religion - you’re doing it right
Praise the Lord someone actually is.YES GOOD
YES.
Doesn’t matter if you agree - you should love them all the same.
So now you wanna change your song? you know I’ve thought all along… that you’ve had a heart… yes you’ve had a heart… made of stone.
Where did the time go? I guess it just slipped away…
The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.New rule…first ever fucking TARDIS Always fucking reblog
ALWAYS reblog the moment of the Broken Chameleon Circuit
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
3 days. 131 layers. The Doctor’s speech. From I walked away to parasite gods blaze. ALL. IN GALLIFREYAN. WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU DIPSHITS. I’LL GET SOME SLEEP NOW. YEAH. A REBLOG WOULD BE NICE.
But I really do love you all. A thanks for a 400 follower milestone.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom
